ROFL

[20:14] Nightowl501: That girl that looks like a dude broke up with you eh?
[20:15] Nightowl501: I TOLD you man. You always gotta check for penises. I don't care what the woman tells you.
[20:15] Nightowl501: As a furry, I know these things!
[20:16] Charles: i never even dated her and she's not a dude and she don't have any penises

Crazy Weekend

[12:43] Nightowl501: I actually had good time this weekend
[12:44] Nightowl501: Made out with my lesbian friend, 2 of her lesbian friends... maybe a dude. I'm not quite sure
[12:44] Nightowl501: Cleared everything in Singstar
[12:44] Nightowl501: I need to drink more
[12:44] Nightowl501: often

The truth

[18:45] Tronadon: m.bison
[18:45] Tronadon: is a champion
[18:46] Nightowl501: Fuck yeah
[18:47] Tronadon: no one can defend from upside down purple hand

Catz

RT: @wilw: Cat: So, listen...um, I'm sorry for being such a brat. Me: Ohhh, that's sweet. Cat: Also, my food dish is empty. Just letting you know.

Blackberries and Sex

[16:34] Nightowl501: How IS your blackberry
[16:46] Guzy: amazing
[16:46] Guzy: I love it
[16:46] Guzy: more than life
[16:47] Nightowl501: lol
[16:47] Nightowl501: Is it better then a doughnut?
[16:47] Guzy: mmhm
[16:47] Nightowl501: I dunno, doughnuts are pretty good
[16:48] Guzy: well so is sex
[16:48] Nightowl501: Doughnuts are better then sex
[16:48] Nightowl501: They come in a dozen
[16:48] Nightowl501: You can have assorted flavors
[16:49] Guzy: sound like condoms
[16:49] Guzy: used for sex
[16:49] Nightowl501: And they don't complain
[16:49] Nightowl501: "Are we gonna have breakfast?"
[16:49] Nightowl501: "Already got it. See ya"
[16:49] Nightowl501: Doughnuts rule

[16:50] Guzy: LOL