Baseball

[15:56] Charles: yeah...true, sox won the world series 4 yrs ago...but as far as the cubs...face it: they will never go to the world series...other than that, it could happen
[15:56] Wolfen: wut?

Mother Russia!!

[22:23] Nightowl501: Autotune the news is good stuff LMAO
[22:23] Ledline: that's the only place autotune should belong
[22:23] Nightowl501: All the latest headlines...in musical format LMAO
[22:23] Ledline: it would make FOX news watchable
[22:24] Nightowl501: VAST LIBERAL CONSPIRICY
[22:24] Ledline: LIBERALS HATE AMERICA, ADMIT IT, YOU HATE AMERICA
[22:24] Nightowl501: BIBLE ROX
[22:24] Nightowl501: GOD ROX
[22:24] Nightowl501: GO GOD GO
[22:24] Ledline: I would unironically tell a conservative i hate america
[22:24] Nightowl501: lol
[22:24] Nightowl501: I do that all the time, it's fun
[22:25] Ledline: or what i perfer is
[22:25] Ledline: Tell them how much i loooooove communism
[22:25] Nightowl501: Socialized healthcare is the wave of the future LMAO
[22:25] Ledline: i would tell them im Russian
[22:25] Ledline: and then say that "the peoples revolution will live on" in the same spirit that White Trash say the south will rise again
[22:26] Nightowl501: hahahahaha
[22:26] Ledline: then proceed to sing the russian national anthem in the tune of the american national anthem
[22:26] Ledline: similar to borat in a way
[22:26] Nightowl501: hahahaha

Sigged.

[10:54] Nightowl501: How can anyone be forced to have their dick sucked...?
[10:54] Charles: it happens

My friend is so dumb... lol

[10:35] Nightowl501: I'm still mind boggled. How'd you get raped by a prostitute
[10:35] Nightowl501: Is it like bizarro world?

ROFL

[20:14] Nightowl501: That girl that looks like a dude broke up with you eh?
[20:15] Nightowl501: I TOLD you man. You always gotta check for penises. I don't care what the woman tells you.
[20:15] Nightowl501: As a furry, I know these things!
[20:16] Charles: i never even dated her and she's not a dude and she don't have any penises

Crazy Weekend

[12:43] Nightowl501: I actually had good time this weekend
[12:44] Nightowl501: Made out with my lesbian friend, 2 of her lesbian friends... maybe a dude. I'm not quite sure
[12:44] Nightowl501: Cleared everything in Singstar
[12:44] Nightowl501: I need to drink more
[12:44] Nightowl501: often

The truth

[18:45] Tronadon: m.bison
[18:45] Tronadon: is a champion
[18:46] Nightowl501: Fuck yeah
[18:47] Tronadon: no one can defend from upside down purple hand