It's Awwwwwwwww Right

Nightowl501: BABY FUCK! BABY FUCK!
Nightowl501: It's Aww-Right!!
Lauren: Bawwwwwwwwwww
Lauren: It's actually okay. I don't like babies
Nightowl501: Babies rock
Lauren: Babies are stupid and ugly
Nightowl501: You'll have 4
Nightowl501: I'm calling it
Lauren: You're not the first person who has said that
Nightowl501: LOL
Nightowl501: That, and one day, you're gonna wear a dress and I'm gonna take lots of pictures and tell you how pretty you look
Lauren: I have a deal with Jimmy that I'll wear a dress on his wedding day if he wears one on mine.
Lauren: Only problem is, I'm never getting married
Nightowl501: Are too
Lauren: Fine sure
Nightowl501: Deep down, we all do. Then we realise. Nigga, that's dumb... but on the plus side, my insurance is lower because I have some bitch nagging me to not do stupid shit
Nightowl501: No more naked parasailing in thunderstorms for me
Lauren: Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
Lauren: If I can pass on any bit of knowledge to you, that's the one
Nightowl501: SISTA, NO-I-SAYIN
Lauren: BABY U DUN NO!
Nightowl501: YOU DON'T NO HOW EYE LIVE
Lauren: U DUN NO WERE I CUM FROM! U DUN NO ME! i ROLL W/ 12 GANGS!

Toy Drift Cars

Japan has an obsession with drift racing that's been going on for years largely ignored by the billions of US Nascar fans. For those not familiar, the idea is simple to understand but difficult to master; why slow down for turns when you can fishtail crazily through the corners and somehow retain perfect control? Now these Drift Package Light R/C Drifting Cars allow you to brush up on your drift racing skills in the comfort of your own living room. A special mechanism inside these cars varies the speed of all four wheels and causes them to automatically drift whenever you turn. Soon you'll be slaloming and skidding around your entire house. The Drift Package Light Cars work great on a smooth floor, but surprisingly you can get some good fishtail action going on low pile carpet as well. Now all you need is some slick tires for your minivan and a big empty parking lot.

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Kait Nolan thinks that Jesus will not make you flame retardant.

Mark Bradley at 5:40am December 18

Indeed. I think Christians are just as inflammable as the rest of us godless heathens.

Niggers

Nigger: Any obviously stupid and ignorant motherfucker, and those come in any race or color.

Pandora

Nightowl501: [18:41] Joseph: Love Like This makes you want to touch another man's junk
[18:41] Cory Blaze: XD

Quotes

However, you probably know MapQuest best for getting you, your friends, your family, the dog, the cat, the Crocodile Hunter, Christopher Columbus, Hitler, Rob Levin and a host of others completely and utterly lost.
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LOL Vista

[19:53] ironhawk701: I just enabled Vista's built-in shared folder, the public folder, so there is already some random crap in it from MS and/or HP and/or Best Buy
[19:53] Nightowl501: Yup, I'm wondering if I can even open it from this side
[19:53] Nightowl501: Right now, it's all like, let me slow to a crawl and not even let you highlight it
[19:55] Nightowl501: hahaha! It crashed explorer, that was fun LMAO

[19:55] ironhawk701: awesome, vista posesses Remote Desktop Crashing feature
[19:56] Nightowl501: LOL

How to piss off a feminist

Go to a feminist meeting, and shout "HEY, WHICH ONE A YOU CUTE CUPCAKES WANTS TA COME HOME WITH ME, COOK ME A NICE MEAL AND GIVE ME A BLOW JOB!???? BLOWJOB!!!!!